I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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