so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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