he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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