I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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