Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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