I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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