Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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