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I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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