you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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