He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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