fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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