well you can't waste a boner
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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