KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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