Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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