Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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