so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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