Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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