Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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