their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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