I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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