Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just google imaged poop.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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