Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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