I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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