I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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