Can i not drive my cunt home
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
