Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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