i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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