i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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