I need help removing her.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
