Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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