u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
