that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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