Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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