I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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