the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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