i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
This is my gift to your gina
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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