he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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