I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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