Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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