so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Boobs speak an international language.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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