I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
only if we run a train.
done.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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