But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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