We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dual....:-)
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
