i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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