So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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