at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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