How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I think people are normalizing furries
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