1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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