I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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