I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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