Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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