you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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